Tony Hajjar - Doorman's Placebo lyrics

[Verse 1] Chances are you've heard this But your headphones mute your equilibrium The mattress hit, the mistress fooled But nothing ever felt this good [Pre-Chorus] Wake you up and shake you But your motor sk**s still speak in slurs [Chorus] Court jester, don't k** the humour Court jester, don't k** the humour [Verse 2] Chances are you've cursed this The volume of the speakers must be proud Don't change your tune A princess' work is never done In the bed and breakfast beck and call [Pre-Chorus] Wake you up and shake you But your motor sk**s still speak in slurs [Chorus 2] Court jester, don't k** the humour Court jester, don't k** the humour Eeyore, chase your own Eeyore, chase your own Court jester, don't k** the humour Court jester, don't k** the humour [Bridge x2] Brown shirt, Italian cut Goose step and call our bluff (Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes Will the decibels work as bifocals) [Verse 3] Chances are you've heard this Chances are you've cursed this again Don't change your tune In hearing tests again [Chorus 2] Court jester, don't k** the humour Court jester, don't k** the humour Eeyore, chase your own Eeyore, chase your own Court jester, don't k** the humour [Bridge x2] Brown shirt, Italian cut Goose step and call our bluff (Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes Will the decibels work as bifocals) [Bridge 3] Brown shirt, Italian cut Goose step and call our bluff Brown shirt, Italian cut Goose step and call our bluff [Outro] Chances are you've heard this Chances are you've cursed this again