Tommy Mas - Happy Birthday Babe lyrics

[Verse 1] Spitting like a cum swap, headed to the gun shop Smoking like a forest fire till my f**ing lungs pop You smoking milligrams, I smoke about a million grams Blend the coke with h**n and snort enough to k** a ram I'm f**in fearless, I'll walk into the tall gra** Find a Geodude and stomp his a** till he's all smashed f** where the balls at, I catch 'em with my bare hands and store 'em in a small sack Other trainers fall back (p**y n***as) Poet game Pokemon master, clear the shelf and put the trophies on after This fat b**h said I'll be good when pigs fly so I put her a** on a plane and said b**h, pigs fly Went to her house at midnight with a big knife and a penis that was twig sized I raped her whole family till she admitted that I spit nice Kicked her ribs twice and emptied the fridge right Before I left I tucked in her kids nice Mediocre flow, rhyme schemes impeccable A spectacle, respectable, you n***as got a set to grow I'm set to blow, I bet you know that battling me is d**h fo sho T Rex ya whole, crew have em screamin like its s** with pros See me comin protect ya bros, never neglect ya hoes cause I'll snatch em like a chest of gold Grab they breasts and hold cause they asked me Never molest em though, I'm the best ya know Getting old, gotta rhyme a different word Shift to third, accelerate then hit the curb Doing donuts in the lawn of a mistress nurse I fisted first She bit my dick, it's what the b**h deserves This a vicious verse filled with mystic words It's absurd how I rhyme with this gift of curse Intricate purses, rolling blunts with Egyptian curtains And this verse is so hard that my lips is hurtin Straight bars for this last thirty seconds A wordy sentence got me out of breath cause I burn the hemp sticks Go get your tent fixed and survive out in the wilderness where k**ers is That still wouldn't prove that you're as sk**ed as this Deadly a**a**in beheading captains with medleys fashioned to terrorize America with steady madness What the f** is hazardous? I took the rhyme scheme and mastered it so I can take it way beyond this rapper sh** Extravagantly talented It'd be dumb to battle with Me cause I'll rip you up and you like a salad b**h I'm the dopest woadie, you're sweeter than Zack and Cody I'm black and goldie, this the hardest sh** since I hopped on oldie