Tommy Krasker - "I am a terrifying and imposing figure...!" lyrics

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Tommy Krasker - "I am a terrifying and imposing figure...!" lyrics

[GUITEAU, spoken] Guess who! Did I surprise you? [MOORE, spoken] You scared me half to d**h. [GUITEAU, spoken] (shouting) I AM A TERRIFYING AND IMPOSING FIGURE! You know, you are a very handsome woman. [MOORE, spoken] Thank you. [GUITEAU, spoken] How would you like to be the wife of the Amba**ador to France? [MOORE, spoken] That would be nice. [GUITEAU, spoken] Come, let me steal a kiss. [MOORE, spoken] I don't think so. [GUITEAU, spoken] Oh, just one little kiss.​ [MOORE, spoken] Stop. [GUITEAU, spoken] Oh-ho ho! A coat-cat hey! [MOORE, spoken] Let go of me. [GUITEAU, spoken] (shouting) I WANT A KISS! [MOORE, spoken] Are you alright? [GUITEAU, spoken] I am more then alright. I am extraordinary. I am to be reckoned with. I am the next Amba**ador to France! [CONDUCTOR, spoken] Your train is on track six, Mr. President. [GUITEAU, spoken] President Garfield! [GARFIELD, spoken] Yes? [GUITEAU, spoken] I want to be Amba**ador to France! [GARFIELD, spoken] I'm sorry? [GUITEAU, spoken] I want to be Amba**ador to France. [GARFIELD, spoken] Mad as a hatter...