Tommy Dorsey - Everything Happens To Me lyrics

I make a date for golf You can bet you life it rains I try to give a party And the guy upstairs complains I guess I'll go through life Just catchin' colds and missin' trains Ev'rything happens to me I never miss a thing I've had measles and the mumps And ev'ry time I play my ace My partner always trumps I guess I'm just a fool Who never looks before he jumps Ev'rything happens to me At first my heart tho't You could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick To end my despair But now, I just can't fool This head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and called I sent "air mail special", too You answer was goodbye And there was even postage due I fell in love just once And then it had to be with you Ev'rything happens to me