Tom T. Hall - Sneaky Snake lyrics

Boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lake Keep your eyes wide open, and look for sneaky snake Now maybe you won't see him, maybe you won't hear But he'll sneak up behind you, and drink all your root beer And then sneaky snake goes dancin', wigglin' and a-hissin' Sneaky snake goes dancin', gigglin' and a-kissin' I don't like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see When he goes wigglin' through the gra**, it tickles his underneath Well, sneaky snake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sick When he is not dancin', he looks just like a stick Now, he doesn't have any arms or legs, you cannot see his ears And while we are not lookin', he's stealin' all of our beer And then sneaky snake goes dancin', wigglin' and a-hissin' Sneaky snake goes dancin', gigglin' and a-kissin' I don't like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see When he goes wigglin' through the gra**, it tickles his underneath