Tism - (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite lyrics

There at the protest about women's rights She slagged Helen Garner, he said "You're right" He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey She offered him tofu; both were quite hairy - There's gonna be s** tonight Interval at the theatre - they both hit it off Discussing the meaning of Anton Chekhov; The director they hated, the actress? - they panned her; What they acted out later weren't exactly Uncle Vania On the deck of the boat she pointed out east Said "A whale is in fact an air breathing beast" He really liked nature; he was out of the slammer He had a gram of c**aine and a video camera He was knocking on doors; she was watchin' television He said "Money for the kids? I'm collecting for World Vision" Her heart was full of pity for a world full of grief He donated to a charity she called Hand Relief