Tism - The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie lyrics

Nothing on TV but a thing Called 'Scarecrow and Mrs.King' You sit and watch it while your wife Becomes the plaything of another man's life. It don't bother me; I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's coke roadie Your life is terrifically out of step But so what? - I'm with the Zep I don't wash dishes or pay the rent, I just depend on John getting bent But don't bother me; I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's...coke roadie It's amazing what goes through your brain As you frantically sweep the little grains Think of fidelity, think of the fools! Marriage destroys you - stick to drum stools But don't bother me; I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's We tour through cities, I see life And someone is next to your wife The only thing that can't be canned Is setting up that hi-hat stand It don't bother me; I'm a toady - I'm John Bonham's coke roadie!! Aaargh Coke roadie!!