Timbuk 3 - Assholes On Parade lyrics

It's an a**hole celebration And their all out on the street See them on the sidewalk Oh hear them shuffeling feet As 20.000 a**holes doing a**hole promenade Step aside good people it's the a**holes on parade We got the a**holes for freedom The a**holes for fun, the a**holes for Jesus and the a**holes for guns a**holes for justice and a**holes for crime a**holes for a**holes a**holes for all time We got a**holes making money their making all the rules, their talking all Our jobs and their filling up our schools a**holes on the water, a**holes in the sky, sign that says help wanted, Only a**holes need apply Oh teacher won't you tell me Have i really made the grade Am i head off my cla** Or am i just another a**hole on parade a**holes give the order, and a**holes row the boat a**holes get elected, cause a**holes get to vote I once heard it said that old a**holes never die They just lay in bed and multiply a**holes in the morning, a**holes every night a**holes to the left and a**holes to the right As 20.000 a**holes doin a**hole promenade Step aside good people its the a**holes on parade