Tim Minchin - Weird About Rob lyrics

Everybody's weird about Rob and who can blame them? He's the kind of guy who's grown a 5 o'clock shadow by 3:30 in the afternoon Everybody wants what he's got and I'mm one of them He's the guy your girlfriend falls in love with, but you don't mind; you know it's only human To be weird about Rob You and me and everybody's weird about Rob And you might try to be more like Robbie but you won't be cos he's too damn s**y You'd need to have surgery You'd need a second degree You'd need to have s** in threes to be Robbie Everybody's weird about Rob and who can blame them? He's the kind of guy who makes an off-hand comment and everybody leaps to write it down Everybody thinks he's a god and I'm one of them He's got hands like a piano virtuoso and a jaw like a Hollywood movie star That's why I'm weird about Rob You and me and everybody's weird about Rob And you might try to be more like Robbie but you won't be; I know, I've tried, trust me You'd need to earn 80 G You'd have to know more about tea You'd have to try harder than me and read philosophy and shop organically And have perfect cheekbones to be Robbie