Tim Hawkins - A Homeschool Family lyrics

Some people say we're goofy Mysterious and spooky Our neighbors think we're kooky A homeschool family We drive a white Conversion We learn about the Persians Our six-year-old's a surgeon A homeschool family We learn about creation A cla**ic education We're sponsoring a A homeschool family Meek Unique Geek The parents are the tutors We build our own computers We never go to Hooters A homeschool family Have recess in the fourier And then we read some Sawyer Our nine-year-old's a lawyer A homeschool family We never read Our children are excelling They're champions at spelling A home-school fam-i-ly