Tim de Vil & His Imaginary Friends - The One Where Ross Bares His Soul lyrics

If I had a time machine I could fix everything There'd be no more war No more hunger No more 24 hour news I'd never get that parking ticket Or, live in Phoenix And question my existence ‘cause I'd have a purpose I'd know what my worth was Then again, probably not Then again, I'd probably just f** it up worse than it was I never thought I'd be Rolling up my sleeves In the bargain bin at twenty I could dust myself off Go get a job And everything will come up daisies I could glad hand the yes men I could stop watch re-runs I could YouTube how to make sushi And grow as a person I've forgiven loved ones of trespa**es, then carried resentment I've lit a bong with a cigarette on multiple occasions, out of sheer laziness I've hidden things from potential friends in hopes that they'd like me And I single-handedly dismantled a school government before I hit puberty I'm not about to offer a proverb about mistakes made And the good things mistakes can make in their wake If I could do it all again, the truth is, I'd probably do something different Because everything I did, I already did, it's been done, and I'm spoiled And the scary thing is I'm probably Always gonna want more