Tim de Vil & His Imaginary Friends - Eric Weiss lyrics

The last time I kissed him I was thinking about how much food I had left in the fridge And it wasn't him, or his fault at all I just didn't want to waste my free time shopping But then he left, and that was it And now I'm stuck with twice the rent A bed too big, and so much cereal I don't know what to do with it I don't even eat breakfast And he has the nerve to call me selfish? He's the one that wanted to eat out Knowing damn well it wasn't in the budget And I hate crowds He listened to music way too loud Left the door open while he sh**s He takes too many naps Recorded over my favorite shows And looked through my phone And I f**ing hate him And I miss him And I f**ing hate it Ah, f** this I told you that sh** in confidence Leave my mother out of it