Tim And Eric - Dirty Socks lyrics

I wear my dad's dirty socks (what?) I wear my dad's dirty socks (Why do you wear those dirty socks?) I just wear my dad's dirty socks Gimme them socks, what do they smell like? Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff They smell like my dad-- Smells like his colonge I miss my dad cause he is never home Smells like other moms lips Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff My dad stays out late-- His socks, they smell like sweat Dancing with his friends and having fun in bed I wear my dad's socks when I'm alone