Tim And Eric - Raz lyrics

Raz: Come on with Raz now, hop on my jet ski Grab onto my waist Take a ride with me, please Eric: But what about the hoes? Raz: Hey, who needs the hoes? Gonna show you how to have a perfect vacation Gonna sync you up to the island vibration What do you say? Eric: I'm open to that Raz: Now get a metal piercing, eyebrows and navel Make em magnetic, no need for painful Sew in the dreadlocks Shells on the neck, shells on the wrist Now string 'em all up Get the shells on the ankles Underwater camera, disposable camera Groovin on the beach, jammin coconuts Get the silly straw from the silly straw hut Bartender: Virgin colada Raz:No Rum Eric:Virgin Colada Bartender: No Rum Raz: Google Wred Lobster, make a reservation Pager will buzz you when your tables ready Get the appetizer Certain locations, prices will vary Talk to the manager, ask for the special Catch of the day Manager discount It's the best vacation ever, BFF forever It's a tropical endeavor for the island holiday