Tiger Tunes - Kirsten Is A F***-Machine lyrics

She f**s like a regular f**-machine She tore up all my T-shirts in a holocaust state of mind She broke and burned my records in a frenzy just to see me cry She hurts my loving feelings not sure why I guess because she can She knocked my teeth out She stole my shoes I guess in retrospect I should have seen it coming far away She's mean and rude and somehow always up to something new and evil She f**s like a regular f**-machine She stole my bike and never gave it back She broke my widescreen TV She broke my first guitar, and sold my stereo and all my cd's She also introduced me to some guys who nearly k**ed me She f**s like a regular f**-machine I guess in retrospect I should have seen it coming far away She's mean and rude and somehow always up to something new and evil I don't care I don't care even if she is mean 'Cause she f**s like a regular f**-machine