Thomas Z. Shepard - You Could Drive a Person Crazy lyrics

APRIL, KATHY, MARTA: Doo-doo-doo-doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! You could drive a person crazy You could drive a person mad First you make a person hazy So a person could be had Then you leave a person dangling sadly Outside your door Which could only make a person gladly Want you even more I could understand a person If it's not a person's bag I could understand a person If a person was a f*g But worse 'n that A person that Titillates a person and then leaves her flat Is crazy He's a troubled person He's a truly crazy person himself KATHY: When a person's personality is personable He should not sit like a lump It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull To try to get you off of your rump So single and attentive and attractive a man Is everything a person could wish But turning off a person is the act of a man Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish APRIL, KATHY, MARTA: Knock-knock! Is anybody there? Knock-knock! It really isn't fair Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms All that sweet affection! What is wrong? Where's the loose connection? How long, O Lord, how long? Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby You could drive a person buggy You could blow a person's cool Like you make a person feel all huggy While you make her feel a fool When a person says that you upset her That's when you're good You impersonate a person better Than a zombie should I could understand a person If he wasn't good in bed I could understand a person If he actually was dead Exclusive you! Elusive you! Will any person ever get the juice of you? You're crazy You're a lovely person You're a moving Deeply malajusted Never to be trusted Crazy person yourself Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!