Thirsty Fish - Ducks Fail lyrics

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Thirsty Fish - Ducks Fail lyrics

Icy bright pink stunner shades When will ducks learn? Ray-Bans Lasers Aeropostalin' It's a duck-blur [Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] You ever squawk and flap like a duck? I wouldn't dream of it Preferred mode of travelin' Is Open Mike Eaglein' And the quack epidemic Might be running the scene But sh**, I can't wear they uniform I don't think the sneakers fit Even if they loosen the pre-requisite jeans I can't be duck, duck goosin' Cause it's circular reasoning Some Launchpad McQuackity rappers Landed last evening at the Bar Exam We roasted them with secret ingredients They tried to get us waddling To rock with it Lean with it I swear I got as low as my two arthritic knees can get They so sophisticated Cause they listen to Queen When they be up in Nappa Valley Tastin' different Rieslings Cheatin' us They walk around like musical geniuses I tried to put ‘em on it but they so unappreciative Cheesy as the ballads they make Or maybe it's sour grapes So peace to all geese, mallards and Drakes Ducks Fail Because they always out there frontin' Like they upscale They go to work and eat bologna From a lunch pail We told you on the last album That we hunt quail They better tuck tails [Verse 2: Dumbfoundead] Don't feed the ducks at electro bars in Echo Park Wearing eclectic retro scarves Metros driving electric cars Ugly ducklings in the pond with vintage dresses on Muddy chucks and tummy tucks will turn'em into a princess swan Silver Lake to Cinespace Get your duck wiggle on Duckies with scrunchies I'm plucking feathers with no jimmy on Dinner at the vegan spot We can get our veggie on Let's get our edgy on Let's share an Evian Perrier I'm everywhere Get our bougie beverage on Guest list? I'm getting on with kids cutting Kid Cuddi look-a-like with his chick buddies Hip druggies think you're fly? Then book a flight They do this every single day and night, day and night They say it's not a trend but a way of life, way of life They might be blinded by the laser-lights, laser-lights You ducks are stuck with the bill So pay the price, pay the price Ducks Fail Because they always out there frontin' Like they upscale They go to work and eat bologna From a lunch pail We told you on the last album That we hunt quail They better tuck tails Icy bright pink stunner shades When will ducks learn? Ray-Bans Lasers Aeropostalin' It's a duck-blur Ciphers like a hurricane It's a twister f**ing up your indie scene Mister hipster [Verse 3: Psychosiz] Lady was crazy as f** But maybe my luck's changing You can be a Daisy And still be a duck, baby My number one dyme My Junior Wood Chuck Tailors don't scuff up Rain, sleet or Snow White snow bunny No money I'm broke honey Don't pat the pockets ho Buspa** I'm fistna' go where the drama goes Launchpad Hand me my top hat and monocle Like f** pants I'll go naked before I sport your little skinny jeans Ruffle your feathers Thinking you fly With your pretty wings I don't hear anything in our scene worth sparking I might as well fly south and listen to Darkwing Throw that Black Pete on Bump me some Chickadees n***a please n***a Negaduck please I'm tryna' see a hundred and one puppies unleashed And I love my mermaids Cause they love me I'm searching for a Belle that smells like Jasmine To take her to Mulan and back again Hit her with the Chip-n-Dale Un-zipper Rangers to the rescue Monterray Jackpot And bang her in the restroom