Third Try - Last Asshole On Earth lyrics

i locked my doors and waited for the world to end i watched the clock tick down, by candlelight all safe and sound alone until i thought that it was safe outside again but all my plans were laid to waste, it was just another new years after all the birds were singing in the air and i was crying on my knees it was selfish to want everybody else to die but i know we were meant to be i know you said that you would never talk to me again but i thought that this could work because you told me that you'd never take me back unless i were the last a**hole on earth sometimes i think if only i were old again if only i recalled all things we knew when we knew everything you're out tonight, and i'm at home alone again you needed time apart but watching you f** half the town just breaks my heart sitting in my room constructing atom bombs 'cause there's nothing i can do i don't really care if i k** off mankind if that means i can be with you