Thecomputernerd01 - Trap Queen Parody lyrics

[Verse 1: Thecomputernerd01] I'm like "hey, what's up, Sobo?" Seen this chubby squirrelly I think she's a hobo Went right up and grabbed her And then I said hello You and me forever bae I lit a candle to warm up all these peanuts Girl, you are my squirrel queen Walk up to my car to see you're keeping it clean This was really love I even filled up with supreme Then she took a selfie, dropped my phone and cracked the screen I was really mad but then I ate a tangerine Listening to Taylor Swift is my morning routine Working out with squirrelly She only weighs nineteen pounds I found some pancakes on my mind It smells like beans Oh, that's just my boy He's on the phone with Paula Deen [Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2) And I throw peanuts at my squirrelly I just climbed a tree, I'm getting high with my squirrelly, oh And I just peeled a banana Teaching my bae mathematics Bought some gla**es for my squirrelly [Verse 2: Corolla Studios] We got the squirrellies like O-M-G Yeah it's Hoopty Squad Raw milk, baby you know me I'm going nuts, on a Thursday And we kickin' it at Walmart You heard me I'm shopping for my squirrelly Gotta keep her fly, 'cause I'm that kind of guy I found a tricycle I'll deck it out and maybe we can ride I got some squirrellies on the side screaming "hoopty squad" And Imma reel 'em in just like a fishing rod [Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2) And I throw peanuts at my squirrelly I just climbed a tree, I'm getting high with my squirrelly, oh And I just peeled a banana Teaching my bae mathematics Bought some gla**es for my squirrelly [Verse 3: Corolla Studios] I'm going for that deep , robbin' banks Call me a nut job All the squirrellies in the forest crushin' on this dad bod Got so many nuts for them - they're buried in my backyard Driving through the park All of the squirrellies yelling "hoopty squad" I got almonds, macadamia This must be hoopty mania Got the squirrellies going nuts From Bombay to Tasmania Yeah I'm Irish [?] Got tons of pistachios in the trunk of Corolla Studios [Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2) And I throw peanuts at my squirrelly I just climbed a tree, I'm getting high with my squirrelly, oh And I just peeled a banana Teaching my bae mathematics Bought some gla**es for my squirrelly