TheBridge - The Quartermaster lyrics

[Produced by TheBridge] [Verse 1] On the real, who's wanting Anything but to stay in bed all day, hit the snooze bu*ton I'm thinking of all the different ways that I can play sick But is it going to be worth it when it's reflected on my pay check? I know that duty calls, but Call of Duty calls Wanna call the workplace and tell them that I've been puking all Night, but I'm out of sick time, so I'm up to my Tiny little cubicle, isn't life beautiful? Why can't it be like all those grade school summers? Didn't worry about doing paperwork or crunching numbers No deadlines to meet, no loopholes to mend No copies to make, no emails to send A pocket full of quarters and a room full of screens And a place where I can live out all my adolescent dreams Somebody take me to the arcade I wanna go back to the arcade [Hook] No work, all play, arcade all day No work, all play, arcade all day [Verse 2] Put a quarter in the slot and I'm on my way Hardest part is figuring out what I wanna play I'm a glutton for these bu*tons and I'm crazy for these joysticks So little time, man, so many choices Be a Rad Racer, or be a Bad Dude Or play some BurgerTime, k**ing with some fast food Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Sue I got 'em running from the red bow when they're feeling blue I can play some Moonwalker, and get my Michael on Or throw a glowing disc and hop on my light cycle, Tron You roll, King Kong, barrel-throwing ape Got a hammer in my hand, and you think I wanna skate? Please I'm a gaming gangster, when I Dig Dug, I do dirt And you don't wanna step to me cause I'm stepping up like Hubert With the bases loaded, hit it out the park Then I'm gonna grab my weapon, hit up Castlevania after dark Terminator, RoboCop, Bionic Commando Lightsabers with Luke, but I'd rather play as Lando Contra, got me saying Konami Code mantra Rampage through the city with my favorite giant monsters Hail Mary, Tecmo Bowl, I always hit the end zone Princess Peach got Mario chilling out in the friend zone Bad guys, better be wary of asking for trouble When the turtles are quadrupled and the dragons are doubled I'm blasting asteroids and breaking out in Arkanoid These are my people, gamer kids and those that aren't employed We live in a palace made of circuits and wires All play all day, no work is required If I stop paying my bills, I'm gonna get served with court orders But the only thing I care about is getting more quarters And if I face a judge, I'll let him know what we know There's nothing more important than stacking those tetrominoes [Hook] No work, all play, arcade all day No work, all play, arcade all day No work, all play, arcade all day No work, all play, arcade all day