The Young Fresh Fellows - Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control lyrics

Narrator (spoken): Been thinking about a vactaion trip to the Pacific Northwest? Well, those are just a few of the sounds of the this big country. We think Sounds are about the best way of communicating there is. So, we've a**emble A collection of typical sounds of the Pacific Northwest. Now sit back and Listen. Creatures have taken over my house They want my food and my skin and my time Little frogs are OK but the slugs on the rug ?are trying to all? send me out of my mind There's no place else that I can go The only thing I can turn to is Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control A-wha-ho A-wha-ho Wha-HO Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control Little kids bring zucchinis and stay all day And then truck drivers follow me home I'm expecting a guy from the PG&E While a friend, of a friend, of a friend's on the phone These last few weeks have taken their toll I'm convinced that I have to resort to Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control A-wha-ho A-wha-ho Wha-HO Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control A-wha-ho A-wha-ho Wha-HO Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control Now the sun's so hot it never rains And there's Mormons knocking at the door My mellons are gray in the refrigarator And something's gone through the kitchen floor I wanna create my only little black hole And I know how to do it, I'm gonna use Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control A-wha-ho A-wha-ho Wha-HO Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control A-wha-ho A-wha-ho Wha-HO Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control Yeah, Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control Wha-ho, Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control