The Wrens - Joneses Rule Of Sport lyrics

the wife six kids the boss the dog and the mistress tuesday night the kitchen sink the midday drinks it's a pool boy afternoon your boy he's a girl here's the daddy's football star your girl she's a boy not the prom queen anymore forget what you've been taught your just plastic sold and bought because God knows all you want in the Jones' rule of sport elect the man get fooled again and you bought the mayor's new lawn a t.v. smile don't touch that dial welcome to your life it's done one by one so you join the shopper's club same hair same face got to keep in the race so you criticize / tie the noose too tight leaves you spinning round and round to impersonate your life.