The Wizards - Straight Outta Mordor lyrics

[Verse 1: Kyle Newacheck] I be that potion mixin', spell castin', dragon ridin' wizard Got a 3 foot hat with a 6 foot beard, and its only gettin' bigger Put a staff up in my hand, and I'll shrink you down to size All I need is a tail of a newt, and some platypus eyes I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce Gimme my spells, gimme my book - gimme my cauldron and something to cook I'm a crazy a** wizard, I ain't gonna die Trust me on that - Many have tried Slow it down just for a minute Wizards in the rap game? we gonna win it Let's begin it everybody in the room stand and shout Its those magical fools - the wizards all up in the house [Hook: Adam DeVine] Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers Pour more of that maiden bangin potion Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion, now we coastin [Verse 2: Anders Holm] I'm a wizard b**h - you can't defeat me Cause I'm a predator 2, like Danny Glover on a GT And when I rap son - I cast spells And when I'm bangin' your wench - I make it rain like Kells Yes I did, and I'll do it again I'm from the city of wind, we keep our wenches on bend You could lock me up - but i'll break out - Whistle for my dragon with the diamond saddle caked out And then we hit the club, and then we tip the potion Hey yo b**h, break out the lotion And now lather up - and lather down Grab ahold of my staff, and go to town You think I'm playin' huh? Bout what I'm sayin' huh? Don't make me get out my spell book, now you prayin' huh [Hook: Adam DeVine] Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers Pour more of that maiden bangin potion Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion, now we coastin Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly [Verse 3: Blake Anderson] You know who it be - It's that crazy a** mage Walking out the goblin fortress with my loaded 12 gauge I be flyin' on a dragon - you be ridin' in a rental While you dance up in the club, I summon blizzard elementals Bow down you b**h, and show this wizard respect I'll either bust you with a staff or I'll blast you with a Tec f** that fool Harry Potter - he ain't nothin' but a b**h Actin' like a little girl - might as well call him witch I'm a wizard. You can tell by these nuts And I'm throwin' out spells cause I know so much Simply put I am the best, always down for a quest And I never leave the castle without a bullet proof vest Weak a** apprentice - you can't see me I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D [Hook: Adam DeVine] Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers Pour more of that maiden bangin potion Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion, now we coastin Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly