The Wish You Weres - Wish List lyrics

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh woah woah Kid: So, Josey Juice, My man... Josey: YEAH!?!?! Joey: What the hell you want for christmas? Josey: A Toaster Joey: haha, a toaster, why a toaster? Josey: For Fun! yeah Joey: Valid reason, so chorus anybody? Kid: yeah i think so What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh Woah Woah Ha Josey: So Mr. Coma what you want for christmas? Joey: Thinking about a surfboard painted with ice cream Josey: OH YUM! Kid: Oh Jesus that sounds excitin' Joey: I know Kid: Ice cream s**! OMG! Brian: Chorus? What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Skibidy bop oh woah woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Skible bop de beedle bop oh woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? (softly) christmas Joey: Hey kid? Kid: yes sir, yes sir, yes sir... Joey:we've been friend for while and we always talk about what we want for christmas right? Kid: since like the beginning of all the land before time Joey: what are you getting this year man? Kid: I'm thinking about lava, and maybe some Halloween candy Joey: Oh No! Kid: a bicycle filled to the brim with sour cream and a Playstation 2 What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? joe a joe a joe a oh What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah! Kid: so Mr. Brian Less? Brian: Yes Sir Kid: what the hell you want for Christmas? Brian: I want a written declaration claiming our independence so we can all be free forever Joey: No, thats just stupid Brian: oh wait, they already tried that, I guess a raise in the limit on my food stamp card Kid: Cha-Ching Joey: I'm not getting that for you What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? joe a joe woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Eskimo Joe What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? AHHHH Brian: so Kid C. what you get your girl last christmas? Kid: an Easter Basket full of dead Chihuahuas and a lobster crab Brian: thats nasty Joey: You know what else is nasty? poop What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh woah woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? (whispers) Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? WOAH OH WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Kid: alright, lightning round, What is the worst thing you have ever gotten for christmas, joey? Joey: no one loves me Kid: Josey Josey: a turtle Kid: Brian? Brian: a turtle Kid: me? uh stuff, gah don't ask so many questions me.. ahaha Joey: this is ridiculous Josey: yeah Joey: chorus? wait, wait here it comes What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Skibidy bop oh woah woah What do the wish you weres want for christmas? a woah woah What do the wish you weres want for christmas? ABCDE Kid: SO everybody.. Joey: No, your not asking a question. Josey what'd you get last year for christmas Josey: a Bart Simpson doll Joey: oh yeah, wanna know what I got? A Bart Simpson doll someone stole it and gave it to you now I'm gonna kick your a**! Kid: typewriter type type type type type Josey: I'm sorry, you get me? Joey: I got you like a pack of cigarettes What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? I gotta go What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Hey ho lets go Bryan: so seriously guys how much longer is this gonna go on Kid: gah about 10 or 15 more minutes come on guy don't be pushy Joey: yeah, so did you guys hear that bada** base line there? No you didn't because you were talking Josey: I wasn't Joey: shut up! please! Kid: listen to this, listen to this, listen, listen, listen, ..... sweet What do the wish you weres want for christmas? Oh no What do the wish you weres want for christmas? no a no a no a no a no Bryan: Ok, the wish you weres, would like to wish you and your's a very merry Joey: holidays Bryan: ok holidays Josey: how many times have we actually sung this? Joey: about 49... negative 49, its a negative album we're not in a very good mood Josey: what was the worst episode of muppet babies you saw on christmas? Kid: the one with the west coast choppers Joey:The one with the two old guys in the balcony that one was terrible Kid: the one where wrestling bob guest starred Joey: really, that one was my favorite Bryan: what about the star wars one? (inaudible ramblings.....) Kid: hey if your listening to this cd right now, You don't even want to know what we got you for christmas Joey: look under the bed Kid: its poop Joey: seriously look under the bed Kid: its still poop Joey: We encourage all kids to go through their house and find all their presents early Kid: here's a hint its not not poop. its poop Bryan: tear the paper ever so slightly so you can rewrap it back without your parents knowing Josey: Remote control bologna! Kid: WOW! Bryan: Merry mother f**ing.. f**. Everybody (in different tones and times): christmas Everybody (together): tonight Bryan: cha-cha-cha