The Whole F'n Show - A Shattered Dreams Production lyrics

*Why Shawn Michaels is the greatest wrestler to ever live* *Kevin cried after HBK lost to Stone Cold at Wrestlemania 14 in 98'* *When Brian Pillman died a young Kevin Scampoli didn't understand why people were sad* *Jim Neidhart is irrelevant* *Young Kevin is taking a piss at an indie wrestling show and the match spills into the restroom* *Goldust 1996 was the best* "The best thing that ever happened to wrestling was Bret Hart's stroke" - Danny Richardson "The worst thing that happened to wrestling was Shawn Michaels finding Jesus" - Kevin Scampoli *Kevin was there for Mick Foley's famous *WWF* Title win on January 4th, 1999. He hated it* *John Cena "the rapper" was what got Kevin out of wrestling in 2004*