The Who - My Wife lyrics

My life's in jeopardy My life's in jeopardy Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be Murdered in cold blood is what i'm gonna be I ain't been home since Friday night I ain't been home since friday night And now my wife is coming after me And now my wife is coming after me Give me police protection Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun so Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one I can look after number one Give me a bodyguard Give me a bodyguard A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun A back belt judo expert with a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman She thinks i've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive But i'll still be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink All i did was have a bit too much to drink And I picked the wrong precinct And i picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law Got picked up by the law And now I ain't got time to think And now i ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman She thinks i've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive But i'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running And i'm oh so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time so I gotta rest some time so I can get to run some more I can get to run some more She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'!