The Whitlams - Chunky Chunky Air Guitar lyrics

She came from the Cocos Islands with a limp and a snow-shaker huh Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor He said, "You aints gets nothing 'cause nothing gets made by Koreans" He had dubbin in his hair and he played the tambourine They gave him a medal, they caught him shaving his hairpiece Locked him in confinement wired like a banshee with a blade She came to him in a dream disguised as a bus crash Through the mud, the blood and the tears they kissed And then they slipped away, they were singin' Chunky chunky air guitar now Chunky chunky air guitar He was getting down like a freak show She was going off like a whale Chunky chunky air guitar now Chunky chunky air guitar Bellhop blues with a midget bu*t-boy in Sweden Chockfull of puss and wolved by a little French maid Eloped with his sister, married in a tag-team wedding Sticky like a girl undercover of a Japanese glade She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands And they were singing Chunky chunky air guitar now Chunky chunky air guitar He was getting down like a freak show He was getting down like a freak show He was getting down like a freak show She was going off like a whale Words and music Glenn Dormand, Matt Ford, Tim Freedman and Ross Johnston Produced by Rob Taylor and Tim Freedman Engineered and programmed by Rob Taylor Additional programming Glenn Dormand and Ross Johnston Vocal, piano - Tim Freedman Stratocaster guitar - Jack Housden Ba** - Garry Gary Beers Drums - Terepai Richmond Hammond Organ - Clayton Doley String Arrangement by John Encarnacao