The Wet Spots - Smack My Bottom lyrics

It's a little singalong song Are you all warmed up, you ready to sing along, folks? Alright, you can do it if you want Dick and Jane were on a date Dicky said it's getting late How's about a little kiss? Well, Jane grabbed her ankles and said how about this? Why don't you smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Won't you smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Won't smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows Last year at the Easter Feast Loula met a Parish priest She said Father, don't be coy You can dress me up like an altar boy! And then you smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) You can smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Won't you smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows CEO of Crap.com A billionaire at twenty one He lost it all in last year's crash So now for twenty dollars cash You can smack his bottom (Smack his bottom) You can smack my bottom (Smack his bottom) You can smack his bottom 'till his tiny little heiny glows Alright President is so uptight He's always looking for a fight The only thing he really liked Were those fratboy games on hazing night He said smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) He said smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) He said smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows If you enjoyed our little song Maybe you'd like to sing along If you're feeling in the mood Then grab that who*e tramp next to you And say smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) Say smack my bottom (Smack my bottom) You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows