The Wet Spots - Sweaty and Stinky lyrics

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube. There's wine in my navel, there's jam on my b**b (?) Don't ask me for more, cuz I'm not in the mood. I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube. I went out last night hoping that I might find Somethin' or someone to do; Then I wound up makin' a handsome Jamaican And his girlfriend, and her girlfriend, too Now I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube. His trousers are torn and she's missin' a shoe. There's a stain on my blanket, I hope it's not poo. I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube. Now the sun's coming up, but I'm not coming down And I work in about half an hour. This acid makes everyone look like a clown, I guess I should go have a shower I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube, It's been a good time but you'd best make your move. Mom's downstairs cooking breakfast, she wouldn't approve; I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube and I can't squeeze any more out of the tube so get the hell out; I don't mean to be rude I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube