The Wet Spots - I'd Like To Come lyrics

One day Maybe a Sunday Even a Monday I'm going to come day And I, I'm always drivin' Never arrivin' One night I'll get it just right And then I just might Finally take flight One night With lots of patience And some vibration I'm going where the lube is flowin' The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin' Wherever you're going, I'd like to come In certain magazines And movies that I've seen Those hoarse orgasmic screams They make it look so easy And I've known some girls who told me Ride a bike or ride a pony Honey, I'd ride a moose if only that would please me! I'm going where the lube is flowin' The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin' Wherever you're going, I'd like to come The same old tale You meet someone You like 'em and you trust 'em They take you to the border But you never get through customs! And God help me be adventuresome 'Cause Jesus Christ, I deserve to come A girl who's given this much head Ought to get to soak your face instead And I'm going where the lube is flowin' The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin' Wherever you're going I'd like to come I'm gonna do it Just once, I'm gonna do it And when I do it the first time You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do it again and again and again and again and again and again Let me tell you When I climax It's going to be bigger than John Holmes on IMAX Wherever you're going I don't even care Wherever you're going I'll meet you there, baby Wherever you're going I'd like to come