The Watermen - I Like Beer And You Like Wine lyrics

Well it may be true that women are from Venus, and drunk men act like their from Mars, but hey honey, Ill meet you half way if I can avoid a fight, yea I like beer and honey you like wine, Now honey there really is an art to drinking beer, Ill add another dead soldier to your shrine, but we just dont seem to get each others vibe, yea I like beer and honey you like wine, (Chorus) I Like Beer and You Like Wine you say my work close are smelly, Id say that black dress sure makes your bu*t look fine, youre takin shots at my Buddha-belly, yea you can dress this boy up but I aint goin to some high-falutin high cla** culture club, heck no, we wont go, yea I like beer and honey you like wine, Well I just brushed it off how I never send you flowers I like Metallica, you just don't get Julio Yea, I've been sinkin' suds with my buddies for hours and I hope you freeze your bu*t off the dog-house is cold Yea I like beer and Honey you like wine Now I'm heading to the spa to get my eyebrows done and I'll probably throw some cash on a case of dom perignon My baby Christened one off the front of my truck cause baby you always said I look hot when I'm mad Yea I like beer and Honey you like wine (Chorus) I Like Beer and You Like Wine you say my work close are smelly, Id say that black dress sure makes your bu*t look fine, youre takin shots at my Buddha-belly, yea you can dress this boy up but I aint goin to some high-falutin high cla** culture club, heck no, we wont go, yea I like beer and honey you like wine,