The Waterboys - Burlington Bertie & Accrington Stanley lyrics

Said burlington bertie to accrington stanley I do not like that andy pandy He fancies himself as a regular dandy - lets take him down a stitch But unbeknown to accrington stanley and burlington bertie namby pamby was s**ing a stick of cinnamon candy and watching from a ditch Said namby pamby to andy pandy let us tell mahatma ghandhi that burlington Bertie and accrington stanley are up to dirty deeds Said mahatma ghandhi to namby pamby you and I and andy pandy must enlist the Aid of para handy - he's the fella we need So away they rode - andy pandy, mahatma ghandhi and namby pamby - to the home Of para handy beyond the western wall Said para handy to mahatma ghandhi I'll summon the brothers handy andy Dandy jim and tony pandy - experts one and all Said tony pandy to para handy me and dandy jim and handy andy will bring you The head of accrington stanley if it be your wish Said mahatma ghandhi to tony pandy, dandy jim and handy andy brin me the Head of accrinton stanley on a silver dish So handy andy and tony pandy, dandy jim and para handy caught the villinous Accrington stanley in his pants and vest Said accrington stanley youve caught me red-handed, Im trounced and im Trumped, Im stumped and Im stranded. but before you go and do something Outlandish grant me one request Said para handy to accrington stanley make it quick and make it handy. in 30 Seconds handy andy will remove your wicked head Said accrington stanley before you count 30 I'll swear on the grave of my Great-aunt gerdie. the man you seek is burlington bertie - remove his Instead! But para handy and tony pandy, dandy jim and handy andy, andy pandy and Mahatma ghandhi (not to mention namby pamby) paid no attention to accrington Stanley and beheaded him - dead!