The Waitresses - p**y Strut lyrics

Sideways is called horizontal Up & down is called vertical Criss-cra** along the diagonal There's movement in 3 dimensions This is very scientific Look at the bu*t...p**y strut Say yawl if you mean skidding Say pitch if you mean tipping Say roll if you mean spinning You'll never understand it I don't understand it Look at the bu*t...p**y strut Demonstrate how certain random movement Can be plotted on a straight line If you know an object's special properties, That can be observed Now factor in the range of variation As a function on a curve With watts we rate the power With volts we rate the pressure With amps we rate the quantity Can't you be more specific Can't you get more specific Look at the bu*t...p**y strut The 1st law is strict on motion The 2nd law is strict on resting The 3rd law is strict on proportion Can't you get more specific No I can't get more specific Look at the bu*t...p**y strut