The Waitresses - Everything's Wrong If My Hair Is Wrong lyrics

Everything was perfect And then all of a sudden there was a... Purse?... check. Skirt?...right Shoes?... OK Blouse?... slick! But God I was awful Give me another chance Pretty please, oh pretty please Can I try again? Stockings?... straight Earrings?... Nah... Necklace?... I don't think so... Lingerie?...ha, ha, ha Stop it, got to get serious Or "hello cool disaster" One goof and it's the stick For the world's most tired chick So this isn't just dressing up girl This is warfare... Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong Everything's wrong if my hair is If my hair is wrong, everything's wrong Everything's wrong if my hair... is Help me with this zipper, darling Then could you kind of disappear? And on the way out, k** the lights A few minutes to myself would be nice And now that I'm alone How did I get here? I was?...thanks! You did?...Great! I can?...really? When?...now? But God, I was awful Give me another chance Pretty please, oh pretty please Can I try again? How?... gee, I don't know... They were?...wow... What?... you're kidding? Stop it, got to get serious No way do I deserve it I was lucky, it was tricks And don't you ever call me a "chick" And I don't know why, but praise like I just can't accept it Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong Everything's wrong if my hair is Now something's wrong if everything's wrong Everything's wrong if my hair...is...wrong