THE VALKYRIES - Instant Diva lyrics

Ex-suburban princess wrecks Idol in her skin dress Studying Madonna, El Gaga and Rihanna What will she learn today? Is her Evian cold enough, Versace send the golden stuff Are they rushing at her call, gushing she can have it all What will she want today? D' ya wanna be another instant diva A preenin' queen in tabloids for a day If you say you're something new will they believe ya Who reads the footnotes anyway? Cheats and hopes and boy toys, beats for dopes, synthoid noise Autotuned and merchandised, die too soon and lionized Where will she chart today? She'll wed but just a short one, instead she'll lust for more fun No baby bumps or bruises, she'll wear the lumps she chooses What will she wear today? Who wants to be another instant diva A preenin' queen in tabloids for a day If you say you paid your dues will they believe ya Who reads the footnotes anyway? Pathological wonders, pharmaceutical blunders Squeezing out of tight things -it's easy, pull the right strings What will she pull today? A diva's loot's a bunch, maybe, but the suits they'll eat your lunch, baby You'll sink and you'll be done, dear, did you think it was all fun here What did you learn today? Don't wanna be another instant diva A preenin' queen in tabloids for a day If you say youve got a clue will they believe ya Who reads the footnotes anyway?