The Universe - Hoodilum Law lyrics

* Rule 1 * True Hoodilums always tell the truth * True Hoodilums sometimes lie * True Hoodilums spell 'Hoodilum' however they want *True Hoodilums wear hats in their own unique style *True Hoodilums never quote exactly *True Hoodilums understand that to become a True Hoodilum first you must become an Apprentice Hoodilum and then prove you are a True Hoodilum Become a True Hoodilum to learn more about this ancient and mysterious guild and its legendary secrets