The Trucks - Diddle-Bot lyrics

i was feeling kinda lonely so i went to the store picked you up for a couple of bucks and walked out the door. well, diddle bot, he's not your average joe, he's got three different speeds- slow fast and go, go go GO GO! you, i found you in longview you're smooth metallic blue you've got me in the mood you love me through and through you make me feel brand new, i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo! i didn't expect to find my tits against the wall and your monotone drone didn't phase me at all i was kinda dissappointed cause you promised me lunch but all i got was a diddle-bot donkey punch! you, i found you in longview you're smooth metallic blue you've got me in the mood you love me through and through you make me feel brand new, i hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo! (robot voice: ) baby, show me what you got- turn my knobs, fill up my slot.