The Trews - Herm-Aphrodite (She Was A Guy) lyrics

I was thinking back about last night Upon sober reflection Met a girl that I thought I liked But on further inspection Things were amiss... or maybe a mister (She had a dude vibe) I think that I kissed her (She had a dude face) she was a guy She was a guy She had a pretty little country voice And I sure liked her diction Hanging out with all the country boys Aroused my suspicion I didn't belong We got carried away (She had a dude's vibe) she carried it wrong (She had a dude's face) she was a guy She was a guy Thinking 'bout it, yeah maybe No, she was a guy And I don't know what made me believe They say that looks they can deceive I know I've been deceived My situation's gone from sad to worse Cause I really adore her See my blessing turned into a curse Cause I can't ignore her There's nothing to hide Cause God's in the details (She had a dude vibe) she sent me an email (She had a dude face) she ain't no female (I can't live a lie) she was a guy She was a guy Beyond a f**ing shadow of a doubt She was a guy And I'm a man of two minds Sha la la la she was a guy My my my Sha la la la she was a guy Oh she was a guy Sha la la la she was a guy I can't believe that she lied Sha la la la she was a guy Oh man do I cry Sha la la la she was a guy Oh man do I die Sha la la la she was a guy She was a guy Sha la la la she was a guy Oh she was a guy Sha la la la she was a guy She was a guy