The Toyes - The Lucky Sperm Club lyrics

Look at that guy with the new Mercedes A great big house and fancy ladies Winning the game by dropping Daddy's name And hanging with the other Lucky Sperm Club babies The swinging king of the society scene Gets obscene in a limousine Charging cheap thrills full of frivolous frills Taking lazy luxury to new extremes And oh it must be fun To be so wealthy, healthy, rich and young One might wonder what he's done To become the fortunate one He's another member of the Lucky Sperm Club The only thing he had to do was be conceived It's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club Living in the lap of lazy luxury Yawee A guy like me should be so lucky It's a special club for the privileged few Not for me, not for you It's a wonderful life, no stress no strife Never hurry never worry like the poor folk do And oh it must be fun To be so wealthy, filthy rich and young One might wonder what great things they've done To become the fortunate ones He's another member of the Lucky Sperm Club The only thing he had to do was be conceived It's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club Born into the lap of lazy luxury Yawee A guy like me should be so lucky The Lucky Sperm Club population is there by relation They don't fill out applications and they pay no dues You must inherit your invitation to this celebration And The Lucky Sperm Club band don't play no blues Oh, if it were my son If one sweet someday all the work I've done Is enough to ensure that my boy Will become the fortunate one Then he can be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club The only thing he had to do was be conceived I hope that he's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club Born into the lap of lazy luxury Yawee And when I'm old he'll take good care of me