The Tossers - Altercations lyrics

He stopped and asked me who I was And what exactly that I does Well, he hadn't seen me round before And it was all because Watch as officer friendly turned into A mothra type archenemy Interesting style of dress he says What a bampot, what a goon Now I'm sitting here again in jail with all my friends My 5th time in this nick, the only one cop that's ever been nice I was collected here for loitering I was waiting for a ride - I didn't get nothing It might have been fun - but I didn't have a Video camera at the time Terminal officer friendly, officer Jeckyl and Officer Hyde, the thought is completely barmy, When the chief is on the telly and he cries "No don't be afraid of us, no we're not out to get you, sus No to serve and protect, where for We employ community crime control." [Chorus:] But they are out to friggin' nick you Because that's their friggin' job They just forget they're dealing with people To stead of shaking criminal slobs Take pride in your job Don't be ashamed No, but serve and protect too Instead of playing cops and robbers Itchy fingers, what an excuse. I've always gotten collected for silly menial crap collected Quotas to be made I watch people get hurt when they get hit There is violence in the street It would make you sick if it was shown But forget it when you glorify these Cops with TV shows In the case of Jerimiah Mearday In the case of Bobby Sands Go to the library, if you don't believe And look all this crap up Be truthful, on this statement Your friend there told us everything Be careful not to drop the soap you sissy Wait a minute; there was no one else With me at the time People become complacent They'll stick to anything exciting They stay in a situation It's safe and fun, it's all they know You have to study laws mate For the public, so deal with it There is two sides to your job If you're gonna do it half a**, Don't friggin' do it at all. [Chorus] Well, I say f** the police f** the police I say f** the police f** the police I say f** the police I say f** the police Well, I say f** the police I say f** the police. f** 'em.