The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Zooey Deschanel Poops lyrics

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two, number two She's a gorgeous actress and she also sings Zooey Deschanel can do anything She even goes poo Poo p-poo poo poo poo poo Oh oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty No one that pretty has to go number two Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty No one that pretty ever has to go poo Poo P-p-poo, p-p-poo poo poo P-p-poo, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poo Poo, p-p-poo, p-p-poo P-p-poo poo poo Zooey Deschanel poops Look at her amazing body And her cute, cute eyes If she didn't poop You know that Zooey would die Even someone with such a beautiful face Needs food to live and must excrete the waste Oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty No one that pretty has to go number two Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty No one that pretty ever has to go poo But she does Almost every day, and sometimes twice a day Sometimes three times a day Zooey Deschanel poops