The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Megan Fox Farts lyrics

If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would be so fabulous And if during that date with Megan Fox, she let out a little bit of gas Out of her bum I would pretend that it was me who farted To save her the embarra**ment Yes, I would, yes, I would It would go somethin' like this We'd just be sittin' there talkin' and laughin' And fallin' in love and stuff like that And then suddenly... Would come out of her behind And everything would start to stink And before she could do anything I would look into her eyes and say "Megan Fox, I'm sorry, that was me who just farted Please excuse me" And she would think I was such a gentleman Oh, I would know and she would know And I would know that she knew And she would knew that I knew But none of us would say anything about it ever again And we would fall in love for the rest of our lives 'Cause I'm so chivalrous Oh, Megan Fox, if you were to go on a date with me I would take credit for your farts 'Cause I would not want you to get embarra**ed, oh oh No, I would not want Megan Fox to get embarra**ed So I would take credit for her farts