The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Kelly Ripa Farts lyrics

Well, you can see it on Regis's face He turns to Gelman, says, "Let's take a break" He starts to look pale, he's not feeling well He might pa** out on account of the smell He says, "Kelly Ripa Did you just rip a Great big fart? It's affecting my heart" Live TV, it happens so fast They can't slow down so you can pa** some gas Every morning she is America's sweetheart A-pa**in' those silent but deadly farts Regis says, "Kelly Ripa Did you just rip a Great big fart? It's affecting my heart"