The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Justin Bieber Farts lyrics

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is, he's a human, and that means he farts Yes, even Justin Bieber has to let one go Sometimes Justin Bieber farts Yeah, Justin Bieber farts I know you don't wanna think about it But Justin Bieber farts Now that this inconvenient truth has been expressed by me All the girls are responding with hostility They say, "Justin Bieber is perfect, he would never let out a stink" He's so beloved and adored by girls across this nation They don't want to think about him involved in flatulation They're in denial, they don't want to think About Justin Bieber farting But it happens every day Justin Bieber farts And then he waves his hand to make the stink go away Justin Bieber farts The ladies don't wanna think about it, they don't wanna believe it But he farts