The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Held My Poop Too Long lyrics

Held my poop too long and now I need an operation! I'm the type of man who holds it day and night Because I'm only gonna poop when everything is right I'm really good at holding it, I know not why I used to think that it was because I'm a lucky guy Turns out this skill is really a curse Because the more you hold it, things get worse Held my poop too long and now I need an operation! When I finally felt ready to drop a brown log Nothing came out, everything was clogged I went to my doctor he said "The x-ray shows poop from your bowels all the way to your nose" Held my poop too long and now I need an operation! Held my poop too long and now I need an operation! "What we gonna do doc," I asked him, plеase I don't wanna see brown stuff next time I sneezе He said "To get this poop out and save your life You're gonna have to let me put you under the knife" Held my poop too long and now I need an operation! Held my poop too long and now I need an operation! The lesson of the story is that it's not smart To hold your poop, or even your fart Your bowel knows when it's time to go So just let it go just let it flow