The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Barack Obama Farts lyrics

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By getting up from the table and going to the bathroom And making a really big scene Instead he just stays right in his chair And he lets out gas as he leaves Obama farts Obama farts Obama farts He goes Sometimes he sits for hours meeting with his advisers And there never seems to be enough time To pause the meeting by going to the bathroom And it's not like it's a crime For Obama to let a little gas to slip out of his bum It makes him feel relaxed, not so nervous You can see a change on the looks of their faces When the smell reaches the Secret Service Obama farts Obama farts Obama farts He goes Just 'cause you're elected President Doesn't change anything about you You still put your pants on one leg at a time You still fart, puke, pee, and poo And every man wants to be Obama And every woman thinks he's cute Though we don't like to think about the fact that every day He goes toot toot toot toot He does Obama farts Obama farts Obama farts Every day he goes Obama farts