The Toadies - Run-In With Dad lyrics

I had a run in with my dad, about a girlfriend that I had. He got a look at what we did, he don't believe in s**. My dad he lectured till his face was red. As red as my girlfriend's. He was talkin about self-respect, when my mind wandered. (...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)? .................................? Erection! Erection! (In his face?) masturbate, fornicate, F**k! F**k! I had a run in with my dad, he don't believe in s**.