The Tiger Lillies - Life's A Cunt lyrics

Well lady and gentelman, boys and girls, you know what'll happen next, I've got my prince, and few weeks of beautiful happiness, and then the prince got ill and die of colon cancer. f**. I found love, and it got cancer. So I gonna hang around the sh**hole called no more, boys and girls. I'm gonna k** myself like you will, and I'll take that b**h stepmother with me. Well it's happy ever after that's what we want But the prince got colon cancer fate takes a dump Wel it's living in a palace having tea with the queen Luxury youth and eternity that's the dream Life's a c*nt Life's a c*nt Well it's happy ever after as the sheets turn sh**-brown The prince mumbles expletives like a moronic clown Well he might have been the richest now fear is in his eyes Now he sobs like a baby in agony does cry Life's a c*nt Life's a c*nt Well it's happy ever after in our little ivory tower Mahalma Gandhi cut crystal and having lots of showers Intellectual artistic seriously The prince opens his mouth he vomits sh**s and pees Life's a c*nt Life's a c*nt Well, the prince he died screaming he showered me with sh** He screamed you f**ing crack who*e called me a f**ing b**h Now I don't live with a prince no tea with the queen There's only one thing I can say this life is f**ing mean Life's a c*nt Life's a c*nt My mother died of cancer, prince died of cancer, that was the end for me. I just wanna to k** that motherf**ing stepmother, k** myself, and k** all you. And f**ed of the cancer then. I just wanna to be with my prince and my mother. God, life's a c*nt. Life's a c*nt Life's a c*nt