The Tiger Lillies - Fidgety Phil lyrics

Let's see if Philip can Be a little gentleman Let's see if Philip's able To sit at the table Mama bades Phil behave And papa he looks very grave But fidgety Phil he won't sit still He wriggles and he giggles Yeah fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Well I declare He rocks backwards and forwards on his chair Just like it was a rocking horse Mama's getting very cross See the naughty, restless child Growing strim and running wild Till he falls over quite Then he screams with all his might Yeah fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Then to make matters worse again He grabs the tablecloth and then Down upon the ground he falls With knives plates forks spoons and all Mama pulls such a face At Philip's sad disgrace And papa pulls such a frown As Philip goes tumbling down Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Where is Philip where is he Oh there he is and he bleeds There's a bloodstained tablecloth lying on him Knives and forks they're all stuck in him There's a knife and there's a fork Oh Philip this is cruel work What a terrible to-do Philip bleeds to d**h and turns blue fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil