The Tiger Lillies - Car Thief lyrics

I steal your car any time of day And by this time tomorrow it's been resprayed I will steal your car, do you wanna make a date? By this time tomorrow I'll have changed the plates Car thief They say that I'm a menace, on the street no car is safe I'll ship it abroad, sales outlets are in place And all you motherf**ers you are all insured So a little inconvenience I'm sure you can endure Well I suppose my crimes go in the pecking orders low In and out of prison all the time I seem to go I suppose the fact that I get caught shows I'm a bit slow But the judge said I'm a social menace you know I started as a plumber but my pipes would always leak I tried a little carpentry but ended up a thief So now a prison sentence is a hazard I must face But I'm getting pretty close to buying my own place